Good times at the NRA Convention

NRA convention goers got just what they were looking for in Nashville. An awesome salespitch and complete denial of reality so they can sell you more guns thanks to the likes of ammosexuals like Wayne "they are coming to kill us in our sleep" LaPierre and new huckster Steve Tarani who went to new heights to sell guns.

The street signs suddenly went from English to Arabic. There wasn’t a single English word on any shop or any street sign. And in fact, these little yellow signs were posted all along the edges. Jeremy said to me, ‘this is it. We don’t go past this line.’ And I said to Jeremy, ‘what do you mean? You guys are Detroit Metro. You’re the SWAT team. You can go anywhere you want. What if you get a call over there?’ He said ‘this is it, it’s hazardous for our team if we go past this line.

Yeah, thats right Steve, Detroits finest finest won't go into parts of the city because they are frightened. Then there is this....

Dearborn, Michigan is not the only place that these settlements exist. They are spread out over the country in various cities. There’s an estimate of over 5,000 known terrorist cells in the United States. However our most persistent and significant threat, right now, to us here today this morning, is the homegrown violent extremists. 

Really Steve???? And of course all of the threats Americans face on a daily basis right here in America is enough to make any grown man cower in the closest corner in spite of the fact that crime in America is at a 40 year low. That's right folks...ignore the facts but be sure to check out the new high capacity magazines on the way out...

Steve went on to warn us:

“It’s possible that at least 20 percent of what comes over that border — that’s a big number, guys — is Hamas, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Ethiopian al shabaab, known gang members and supports of the cartel,” 

Thats right Steve. Its also possible that at least 40% are magical ponies with the remainder being an assortment of elves, trolls and magical fairies.